Falling is Love. . .

How do people fall in love?
One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too. Andrew, age 6

No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular. Mae, age 9

I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. Manuel, age 8

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What is falling in love like?
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. John, age 9

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long. Glenn, age 7

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Do looks matter?
If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. Anita C., age 8

It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet. Brian, age 7

Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time. Christine, age 9

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How do you feel about falling in love?
I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television. Jill, age 6

Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime. Floyd, age 9
Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree. Carey, age 7

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me. Dave, age 8

I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. Regina, age 10

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How do you get someone to fall in love with you?
Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores. Del, age 6

Shake your hips and hope for the best. Camille, age 9

Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry if their parents are right there. Manuel, age 8

Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love. Alonzo, age 9

One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me. Bart, age 9

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How can you tell if two people in a resturant are in love?
Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. Bobby, age 9

Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold... Other people care more about the food. Bart, age 9

Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up. Sarah, age 9

See if the man has lipstick on his face. Sandra, age 7

It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on fire. Christine, age 9

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How do you make love endure?
Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work. Dick, age 7

Don't forget your wife's name ... That will mess up the love. Erin, age 8

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash. Dave, age 8

Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch. Natalie, age 9

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