Kids' Commentary

Today I found out I am 8 weeks pregnant and when I told my children
my 4 year old daughter said " God blew on your tummy with the wind and gave you a new baby. He is very sorry for it but he thought you might need one."

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My 7-year-old daughter Brittany admitted calmly that a boy at school had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?," I asked. "It wasn't easy," admitted Brittany, "but three girls helped me catch him."

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My son was about three when we drove past a farm for the first time
He looked at the pasture full of cows and exclalimed "Look at the Dalmation Horsies!"

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For weeks, a 6-year old boy kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day his mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The 6-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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A 3-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?! " his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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