Tooth Stories

Tooth Fairy
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

Toothless Fairy
I was sitting at dinner with my two girls, ages 8 and 5. As my younger daughter is just beginning to lose her first tooth, the topic of the tooth fairy came up. My older daughter (who sometime ago was let in on the secret) asked my younger daughter what she thought the tooth fairy looked like.

After thinking for a moment, she said "Well, she has wings, of course, like all fairies. (Pause) She has lots of money. (Pause) And her teeth are missing!
Jeff

Tooth Brush
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

The Tooth Fairy Incident
About three months ago, my four year old twin sisters, Hayley and Hannah where sitting in the living room watching T.V when Hannah started yelling that she had lost a tooth!

My mom cleaned her mouth out and put her tooth in a plastic bag and told Hannah that if she put the bag under her pillow that night, the Tooth
Fairy would leave her a suprise!

So that night before going to bed, Hannah gingerly placed her tooth under her pillow and went to sleep, or so we thought.

The next morning, my mom went in to get the twins up for church and she tripped on about seven pots and pans lying in the doorway to thier room.

The noise woke Hannah up and when Mom asked her what all these pans where doing sitting there, Hannah replied, "Well Momma, since the tooth fairy brings everyone money when they lose a tooth, I figured that if I caught her and locked her in my playhouse, she would give me all the money and I'd be rich!"

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