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Beyond The Tears Oh, no, no, not the onion, some skeptics would say, “We eat onions in almost all of our foods and we still continue to look at our wives with the same lack of interest as always”. Ok, why don’t you look – like a zoologist would, not in another orientation – at some of those wives. We believe that people themselves prove the power of aphrodisiacs. There are not laboratory experiments that can validate them. The science of two connected bodies is written through a direct analysis of effectiveness – much more appreciated and satisfying – than any of us can carry about with enthusiasm in the bedroom. Whenever you find a good partner that before rushing to the deed is willing to try a good portion of - in this case - spicy salad. But it will not be a problem: women are tuned to these adventures, you’ll see.
Don’t worry about your breath: there are tons of menthol-based products. And besides, that your breath worries you or not will depend a lot of the size and beauty of certain parts of our partner. To not make it seem like a macho comment, the woman can say the same thing. Actually in the case of the woman it’s not so much a matter of beauty, although they do care about that, of course. But a lot more will depend on how you are and how you treat her. Science can tell us that it has not been decidedly proven that onions produce these effects, but the truth is that the true results are measured by the fire they put over lover’s sheets of diverse cultures that have pondered their virtues… and the extension of the smiles that were left on their faces. Why were priests in Egypt forbidden to eat them then? It seems that they wanted them more dedicated to reading their psalms then to be staring at the round shapes of the tunics of their female helpers and colleagues. You would have to say that the leaders of that region knew something about these sweet distractions. |
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